My new book RESONATOR
Published today, Sunday, 2 Nov 2025
Available On Amazon for £9.95
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MULL OF BIN-DIRE (Hair-Raising Decisions)
CIGARETTES AND ALCOHOL (Re-Cooling Britannia)
BAZ AND FRANKLIN INADVERTENTLY GO BANANAS
(Laughing With Each Other And Not At Each Other)
MARY WHITEHOUSE WORRIES ABOUT MASHED-POTATO CONSISTENCY
THE PROBLEM WITH BEING OLD (Monster-Winning Dread)
FRANKENSTEIN HAS AN EPPY
PISSED IN THE TRENCHES (Some Like It Hot in the Rose In June)
LISTENING TO KINGFISHR
FIXTURES AND FITTINGS (The Proximity Of Stars)
IN THE END, I JUST WANT PEACE
POEMS YOU CAN AND CANNOT TRUST (For Your Own Protection)
LEXI, CHARLIE & BEA
DISNEY TAKES THE PISS (Alarmingly Minimalistic)
AN EVER-FIXED MARK
COOL IN OUR ENSEMBLE SINS (Energizing My Wardrobe)
KATIE JOHNSON'S ONLY FAN
WONDROUS NEW PATHS SHOWN (The Song Inside)
DEAFENING SILENCE, CALLING ITSELF SOUND
MAKING CAR BOMBS WITH AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI
(Have The Dogma Dogs Already Won?)
CHEMTRAILS
HORNPIPE MELODY FOR BASSOONS AND FLUTE (Ping's The Thing)
THE LOADED LAUNDRY BASKET (In Your Corner)
BEGUILE OF THE SLAP PILE (Lad Bible Dogs)
SHAMROCK A'HEM TO THE SOUND OF JE T'AIME
JANE AUSTEN'S HOUSE
BÓTHAR CHLUAIN TARBH, BAILE ÁTHA CLIATH (Clontarf Road, Dublin)
LIKE NO OTHER
CROIX DE GUERRE (Maid Of Honour) (for Elaine Marie Madden)
EXCITING DEVELOPMENTS IN CONSTRUCTION DOWN TIME
THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF TIME SPENT IN A TOILET
DEAFENING SILENCE CALLING ITSELF SOUND
QUIET JOY OF LIFE (Better Part Of Ourselves) (for Alan Rickman and Rima Horton)
NO ONE'S CALLED EUSTACE ANYMORE
THE DISAPPOINTMENT OF LONG TROUSERS
Book 4 of 12 in the Left Luggage Series