A QUICK SHUFTY...And Other Popular Outdoor Activities by MARK BARRY (January 2026 Paperback of 134-Pages on Amazon - Words and Phrases Given A Saucy Seaside Card Going Over)

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A QUICK SHUFTY...And Other Popular Outdoor Activities

Moist Interpretations of Words and Phrases from A to Z

(Each letter of the alphabet preceded by a Saucy Seaside Card Photo in the book)

AU NATUREL: cologne in a French Nudist Colony
BANGERS AND MASH: staff conduct an orgy at a Maris Pipers potato depot
BUM DEAL: Andrew Mountbatten is advised by Ghislaine Maxwell on prison etiquette
CARAVAN: Van Morrison covers himself in Caramel
CLOUD NINE: an After Eight Mint describes exceptional coitus with a Turkish Delight
DAMNED ATTRACTIVE: Lucifer admires his new bespoke fiery red suit in the mirror
DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS: customised doormat outside Bob Marley's house
EPSOM SALTS: a packet of SAXA goes to the racetrack 
FELLATIO: receptionist's name at a Roman Baths
GANGRENE: an Irish Drug Cartel
HAN SOLO: a space mercenary has a hand shandy in a galaxy far, far away
IN THE MOOD: Glenn Miller's wife texts her husband that she’s ready to swing
JOHNNY ON THE JOB: a sensitivity tester in a Durex Factory
KING KONG: Gorilla admires his undercarriage during a relaxing NYC holiday
LIBIDO: an outdoor swimming pool in Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion
MARS BARS: a notorious set of saloons on the Red Planet
MING DYNASTY: Transgender Rock Band goes shopping for delph
NAVAL CADET: a young bellybutton
ORIGINAL SIN: first man Adam wears the wrong foliage on his debut date with Eve
PARAZONE: a clean-cut Irish Army Boy Band tribute act
POLISHED FINISH: a Helsinki Diplomat admires his expertly dusted pippeli
QUARTERLY ACCOUNTS: a misgendered number 4 speaks its mind on Breakfast TV
RASPBERRY RIPPLE: Delia Smith's blouse has a wardrobe moment on Celebrity Chef
ROBIN: a self-awareness course for Burglars
RUMPY PUMPY: a Dildo in the Arnold Schwarzenegger gift shop
SACRED BOND: British Agent 007 points to his crown jewels during a physical
STARK NAKED: Iron Man in a Turkish Bath
THICK AS THIEVES: rejected Mensa applications rob a bank
TOP PRIORITY: editor of The Sun tabloid explains pictorial policy during staff meeting
UNDERACHIEVER: lip service given beneath a desk at a Be Your Best Self Seminar
VALUE ADDED TAX: a Soho Lady demands a tip from the Chancellor of the Exchequer
WELL ENDOWED: a watering hole with huge pumps
WIDELY HELD BELIEFS: 1000 Cream Cakes get religion and hug
X-RAY SPECS: a set of Ray Charles's discarded sunglasses
YARDBIRD: a lady convict strolls past the men's section
YARDIRON: male convicts watch her stroll past
ZEBRA: a stripped brassiere in Germany

Book 10 in the Left Luggage Series

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